The SECOND Book of PROVERBS

Cary's contribution to the Torah

This contains stuff that I find wise, cool, or relevant. (But admittedly, I made it primarily to grandstand my own material.) If you want to contribute, email me your wisdom. I'll probably think it's crap, but you never know.

Below it is another table for quotes I find significant because of their absurdity.

year	name	profound wisdom
c.470bc	Aeschylus	God loves to help him who strives to help himself. (fragment #223)
c.467bc	Aeschylus	The worst enemy is one that fears the gods. (Seven Against Thebes)
	Alfred Adler	It is always easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
	Howard Aiken	Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.
2009	Fred Allen	There are many things in life that are more important than money. And they all cost money.
400?	Augustine	Augustine is asked: "How do I know I exist?" -- Replies: "Who's asking?"
400?	Augustine	Charity is no substitute for justice withheld.
400?	Augustine	In the absence of justice, what is sovereignty but organized robbery?
400?	Augustine	The Church is a whore, but she is my mother. Cary's response to the above: Yeah, but that doesn't obligate me to defend her when her enemies call her one. Much less does it obligate me to follow in her footsteps.
2007	John Banville	Given the world that he created, it would be an impiety against God to believe in him. (Max Morden, The Sea)
1775	Pierre de Beaumarchais	Nowadays what isn't worth saying is sung. (Le Barbier de Seville, act II, scene I.) (often attributed to Voltaire)
?	William Blake	I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's.
1996	Brihaspati	That man who regards all creatures as his own self, and behaves towards them as towards his own self, laying aside the rod of chastisement and completely subjugating his wrath, succeeds in attaining to happiness. (Mahabharata Book 13 (Anusasana Parva) Section CXIII)
1996	George L. Bryson	CALVINISM: You will be saved or damned for eternity because you were saved or damned from eternity.
?	Sir Richard Francis Burton	The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
199?	George Carlin	I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
1997	George Carlin	I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it.
1997	George Carlin	Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you!
1836	Thomas Carlyle	Truth! though the heavens crush me for following her. (Sartor Resartus, bk. II, ch. 7)
479-221	Confucius?	Do not do to others what you do not want them to do to you. (Analects 15:23)
?	Cyril Connolly	Better to write for yourself, and have no public-than to write for the public, and have no self.
1971 to now	Cary Cook	I have so many of these that I put them on a separate page.
2005?	Bill Cosby	Dare to disassociate yourself from those who would delay your journey.
?	Davy Crockett	A government big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take away everything you have.
?	Richard Dawkins	I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
?	Rene Descartes	Everything is self-evident.
?	Rene Descartes	I am indeed amazed when I consider how weak my mind is and how prone to error.
1637	Rene Descartes	Nothing is more fairly distributed than common sense: no one thinks he needs more of it than he already has. (Discourse on Method)
?	Dolhenty, Jonathan	Error is the result of the influence of the will on the intellect. (The Problem of Knowledge)
1880	Dostoyevsky	if God does not exist, then everything is permissible. (The Brothers Karamazov)
1969	Graeme Edge	I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think. (Moody Blues, In the Beginning)
?	Albert Einstein ?	Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
?	Albert Einstein	Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
?	Albert Einstein	No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.
1950?	Albert Einstein	At any rate, I am convinced that He [God] does not play dice.
c.100	Epictetus	What you would avoid suffering yourself, seek not to impose on others.
?	Epicurus	Something obviously exists now. And something never sprang from nothing.
?	Euripides	Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
?	James Feibleman	A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
?	Richard Feynman	God was invented to explain mystery. God is always invented to explain those things that you do not understand.
1974	Richard Feynman	The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool. (Caltech commencement address)
?	Henry Ford	Miracles are fine, but you can't depend on them.
2009	Lonnie Ray Fowler	You can lead a horse to water--but you can't make him drink. You can lead a man to knowledge--but you can't make him think.
1759	Benjamin Franklin	Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
?	Robert Frost	Education is the ability to listen to anything without losing your temper or self confidence. (Collected Works V. 2)
1980?	Norman Geisler	God determines the fact of freedom, but not the acts of freedom.
1776	Edward Gibbon	The various modes of worship, which prevailed in the Roman world, were all considered by the people, as equally true; by the philosopher, as equally false; and by the magistrate, as equally useful. (Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, ch 2) But Gibbon may have plagiarized it from Seneca the younger, c.4BC - AD65: Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful. or Lucretius, 94 - 49 BC: All religions are equally sublime to the ignorant, useful to the politician, and ridiculous to the philosopher.
?	Andre Gide	It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not.
?	Andre Gide	A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective.
?	Andre Gide	Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
?	Andre Gide	Most quarrels amplify a misunderstanding.
?	Andre Gide	One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.
1897	Andre Gide	What another would have done as well as you, do not do it. What another would have said as well as you, do not say it; what another would have written as well, do not write it. Be faithful to that which exists nowhere but in yourself-and thus make yourself indispensable. (Fruits of the Earth)
?	Andre Gide	Work and struggle and never accept an evil that you can change.
?	Anthony Gregory	The real triumph of civilization is the extent to which coercion is banished from human relations.
1927	John Haldane	If my mental processes are determined wholly by the motions of atoms in my brain, I have no reason to suppose that my beliefs are true... and hence I have no reason for supposing my brain to be composed of atoms. (Possible Worlds)
2009	Michael Ham	When we teach our children what to think rather than how to think...we have made them stupid and we have made them victims of their own irrationality.
?	Alexander Hamilton	Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
700BC	Hesiod	First of all things was chaos made, and then broad-bosomed Earth ... and Eros, the foremost of immortal beings. (Theogony)
700BC	Hesiod	Before success, the immortal gods have placed the sweat of our brows. Work is the only legitimate way to prosperity. (Works and Days)
700BC	Hesiod	Justice in the end is better than violence, and the fool learns it by suffering. This law has the son of Kronos appointed, that fishes and wild beasts and the fowls of the air should devour one another, since there is no justice among them. But to man he has given justice, which is far the best. (Works and Days)
1979	Brian Hitchcock	If a man is cloned, can he be born again?
1986	Brian Hitchcock	No man is totally useless. You can always use him as a bad example.
1998	Brian Hitchcock	Theology is an exact "science". It's only as exact as its interpreter.
1998	Brian Hitchcock	You are what you worship. Catholicism: God in a box. Protestantism: God in a book. Orthodoxy: God may be in the box or the book.
1998	Brian Hitchcock	The Apostles' doctrine was their orthopraxis, and they turned the world upside down. Is it possible for the modern orthodox church to claim the same?
1998	Brian Hitchcock & Mark Smith	Christian apologetics: unreasonable answers to questions reasonable people never think of asking.
1998	Brian Hitchcock	How much doctrinal error will damn a soul to hell?
?	Oliver Wendell Holmes	Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
?	Sherlock Holmes	After all alternatives but one have been eliminated as impossible, that which remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
?	Robert Ingersol	Hands that work are better than lips that pray.
?	Robert Ingersol	I will not attack your doctrines nor your creeds if they accord liberty to me. If they hold thought to be dangerous - if they aver that doubt is a crime, then I attack them one and all, because they enslave the minds of men.
?	Robert Ingersol	If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane.
?	Robert Ingersol	If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.
?	Robert Ingersol	The man who does not do his own thinking is a slave, and is a traitor to himself and to his fellow-men. (The Liberty of Man, Woman and Child)
?	Robert Ingersol	The moment you introduce a despotism in the world of thought, you succeed in making hypocrites -- and you get in such a position that you never know what your neighbor thinks. (The Limitations of Toleration)
1870	Robert Ingersol	If there be an infinite Being, he does not need our help -- we need not waste our energies in his defense. (God in the Constitution)
1872	Robert Ingersol	There can be but little liberty on earth while men worship a tyrant in heaven. (The Gods)
1877	Robert Ingersol	If there is a God who will damn his children forever, I would rather go to hell than to go to heaven and keep the society of such an infamous tyrant. (The Liberty Of All)
?	Robert Ingersol	In the republic of mediocrity genius is dangerous.
1787	Thomas Jefferson	Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because, if there be one, he must more approve the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear. (to his nephew Peter Carr)
?	Thomas Jefferson	Say nothing of my religion. It is known to God and myself alone. Its evidence before the world is to be sought in my life: if it has been honest and dutiful to society the religion which has regulated it cannot be a bad one.
2000?	Angelina Jolie	I had everything you're supposed to have to be happy, and I wasn't happy. [So why do we never hear that from Heff?]
90?	Flavius Josephus	Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be constrained by force. (Life)
1950?	Nikita Khruschev	When Stalin says dance, the wise man dances. [Example: argumentum ad bacculum]
c.350BC	Lao Tse	The more laws that are written, the more criminals are produced.
1670	Gottfried Leibniz	There are also two kinds of truths: truth of reasoning and truths of fact. Truths of reasoning are necessary and their opposite is impossible; those of fact are contingent and their opposite is possible. (Introduction to Philosophical Investigations)
1675	Gottfried Leibniz	Whatever is incompatible with something necessary is impossible.
1967	C. S. Lewis	We may not be able to get certainty, but we can get probability, and half a loaf is better than no bread. (Christian Reflections p111)
?	Sinclair Lewis	When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross.
?	John Locke	It is one thing to show a man that he is in error, and another to put him in possession of truth.
60bce?	Lucretius	Such evil deeds could religion prompt. (De Rerum Natura)
1530?	Martin Luther	When the fathers depart from scripture, we depart from the fathers.
1997	Russell Manion	Evidence is putty in the hands of a world view.
1998	Russell Manion	God's revelation is the necessary and sufficient precondition for all intelligibility.
1998	Russell Manion	Probability presupposes certainty.
1998	Russell Manion	A chance universe is infinitely improbable.
1998	Russell Manion	All necessary preconditions to reason exist.
1965?	Walter Martin	Whatever chance creates, it immediately annihilates. (source: Gretchen Passantino)
?	Cotton Mather	Ignorance is the author, not of devotion, but of heresy.
1998	John McCready	Trying to organize freethinkers is like trying to herd cats.
1924	H. L. Mencken	One horselaugh is worth a thousand syllogisms. (The Human Mind, Prejudices: 4th)
1927	H. L. Mencken	There is no record in human history of a happy philosopher; they exist only in romantic legend. Many of them have committed suicide; many others have turned their children out of doors and beaten their wives. (The Philosopher: The Human Mind, Prejudices:)
?	H. L. Mencken	A metaphysician is one who, when you remark that twice two makes four, demands to know what you mean by twice, what by two, what by makes, and what by four. (The Metaphysician: A Mencken Chrestomathy)
?	H. L. Mencken	Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
?	H. L. Mencken	To die for an idea; it is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true!
?	H. L. Mencken	The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.
?	H. L. Mencken	Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
?	H. L. Mencken	Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.
?	H. L. Mencken	Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
?	H. L. Mencken	Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.
?	H. L. Mencken	All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
?	H. L. Mencken	For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
1949	H. L. Mencken	Creator - A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh. (A Mencken Chrestomathy, ch. 30) (often attributed to Voltaire)
c.1860	Lucretia Mott	It is time that Christians were judged more by their likeness to Christ than their notions of Christ. Were this sentiment generally admitted we should not see such tenacious adherence to what men deem the opinions and doctrines of Christ while at the same time in every day practise is exhibited anything but a likeness to Christ.
1994	Daniel Patrick Moynihan	You are entitled to your opinion. But you are not entitled to your own facts. (to electoral opponent on WNBC in New York)
632	Muhammad	Hurt no one so that no one may hurt you.
1882	Friedrich Nietzsche	Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual. (The Gay Science)
1888	Friedrich Nietzsche	Faith: not wanting to know what is true. (The Antichrist)
?	Friedrich Nietzsche	In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
?	Friedrich Nietzsche	I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.
?	Friedrich Nietzsche	He that humbleth himself wishes to be exalted.
?	Friedrich Nietzsche	Fear is the mother of morality.
?	Friedrich Nietzsche	All things are subject to interpretation. Whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.
1957	C. Northcote Parkinson	PARKINSON'S LAW: Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
1990?	Bob Passantino	I'm skeptical of skepticism.
1990?	Bob Passantino	GOLDEN RULE OF APOLOGETICS: Don't require anything of the person you're talking to that you don't want him to require of you.
1990?	Bob Passantino	Whatever you do to one side of the equation, you have to do to the other.
1990?	Bob Passantino	You either philosophize or fossilize.
1995	Bob Passantino	UNDENIABILITY PRINCIPLE: You can't deny the value of logic without asserting it.
1997	Bob Passantino	Do you have a reason for believing in reason, or is it just blind faith?
1998	Bob Passantino	I can give you the truth, but I can't give you understanding.
1998	Bob Passantino	If you think you can, you might. If you think you can't, you won't.
1998	Bob Passantino	Logical possibilities don't necessarily equal ontological possibilities.
1998	Bob Passantino	Atheist to Christian: "You believe in God without a validating reason." Christian to Atheist: "You believe in reason without a validating God ."
1989	Gretchen Passantino	Arguments are not relationships.
1995	Gretchen Passantino	Historical context is the best interpreter of any given text.
1668	William Penn	Those people name themselves Christians, despite that they are very exterior, pompous, and superstitious in their worship. These people are not only spiritually unprepared, in the way of their performing worship to God Almighty, who is an Eternal Spirit; but their worship itself is utterly inconsistent with the very form and practice of Christ's doctrine, as well as differing from the example of the apostles.
c.60BC	L. Calpurnius Piso	Let justice be done though the heavens fall.
c.370BC	Plato	None of the gods love wisdom or desire to become wise, for they are wise already - nor if someone else is wise, do they love wisdom. Neither do the ignorant love wisdom or desire to become wise; for this is the grievous thing about ignorance, that those who are neither good nor beautiful nor sensible think they are good enough, and do not desire that which they do not think they are lacking. (Symposium 203E-204A)
c.300	Porphyry	The gods have proclaimed Christ to have been most pious, but the Christians are a confused and vicious sect. (Adversus Christianos)
2012	Keith Porter	One can never find truth asking wrong questions. More truth is hidden behind wrong questions than any other place.
2005	Robert M. Price	To recreate an America that shuns the mention of Christianity as hate speech is not to honor diversity but rather to deny it and to "terraform" the society in the image of one particular minority group: atheists and secularists. (Secularism and Seleucidism)
2005	Robert M. Price	To require the Pledge of Allegiance with "under God" attached is saying, "C'mon kids, it's time to pledge our loyalty to Church and State." (Exorcizing the Pledge)
2007	Robert M. Price	Praise means nothing unless it comes from a source that would be just as ready to dole out condemnation if you deserved it. (Twilight of American Idol)
?	Nathan Prophet	What good is truth if it causes unhappiness?
?	Nathan Prophet	Does it matter that you are ignorant if you are happy?
?	Nathan Prophet	Induction can never lead to absolute truth.
1946	Ellery Queen	I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers, which calls no man master, which does not content itself with a passive or heredity faith, which opens itself to light whencesoever it may come, and which receives new truth as an angel from heaven.
1927	Bertrand Russell	Supposing you got a crate of oranges that you opened, and you found all the top layer of oranges bad, you would not argue: ‘The underneath ones must be good, so as to redress the balance.’ You would say: ‘Probably the whole lot is a bad consignment;’ and that is really what a scientific person would argue about the universe. He would say: ‘Here we find in this world a great deal of injustice, and so far as that goes that is a reason for supposing that justice does not rule in the world; and therefore so far as it goes it affords a moral argument against deity and not in favor of one. (Why I am Not a Christian)
1928	Bertrand Russell	What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite. (Skeptical Essays)
?	Bertrand Russell	The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
?	Bertrand Russell	A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
?	Bertrand Russell	What is Mind? It does not matter. What is Matter? Never mind. (Bert attributed this to his grandmother in his autobiography.)
?	Bertrand Russell	Suppose there's a barber in the village who shaves every man who does not shave himself. Does the barber shave himself? Cary's answer: No. The barber shaves herself.
?	Bertrand Russell ?	Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless.
1980?	Carl Sagan	Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Cook's response: If you haven't found evidence for or against the existence of something, then that absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. But if you look in a place where evidence would be if there were any, and don't find it, that's evidence of absence.
?	Arthur Schopenhauer	All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
?	Seneca	Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
?	George Bernard Shaw	The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
?	George Bernard Shaw	No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says; he is always convinced that it says what he means.
?	George Bernard Shaw	Man is not only a speaking and a writing animal: he is unique in being a lying animal as well.
?	George Bernard Shaw	The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
?	George Bernard Shaw	We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
?	George Bernard Shaw	Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
?	George Bernard Shaw	If you go to heaven without being naturally qualified for it, you will not enjoy it there.
1520?	Mother Shipton	When the Cow doth ride the Bull, then, Priest, beware thy Skull.
1975?	Chuck Smith	Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be broken.
1998	Mark Smith	If it's too much bother, people won't bother.
1830	Henri B. Stendhal	The tyrant's most useful idea is that of God. (Le Rouge et le Noir)
?	Henri B. Stendhal	All religions are founded on the fear of the of the many and the cleverness of the few.
?	Mark Twain	Supposing is good, but finding out is better.
?	Mark Twain	Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
?	Mark Twain	Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
?	Mark Twain	If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
1765	Voltaire	Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. (Questions sur le miracles)
1768	Voltaire	If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. (Epistle to the author of the book, The Three Impostors)
?	Voltaire?	Anything too stupid to be said is sung. (See Beaumarchais)
?	Voltaire?	God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (See H L Menchen, 1949)
?	Voltaire?	If a watch proves the existence of a watchmaker, but the universe does not prove the existence of a great Architect, then I consent to be called a fool.
1999	Horace Walpole	The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
1999	Steven Weinberg	With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. (N. Y. Times)
?	Oscar Wilde	Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
?	?	Life is like dancing with a gorilla. You're not done till the gorilla's done.
before 1680	unknown	A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still.

Below are some quotes I find absurd by virtue of either their source or content.

year	name	profound wisdom
?	William Blake	I myself do nothing. The Holy Spirit accomplishes all through me.
1994	William Jefferson Clinton	The Bible is the authoritative Word of God, and contains all truth. (at a prayer breakfast)
1994	Wm. Lane Craig	Thus although arguments and evidence may be used to support the believer's faith, they are never properly the basis of faith. (Reasonable Faith: Christian Truth and Apologetics p34)
1994	Wm. Lane Craig	...it is the Holy Spirit who gives us the ultimate assurance of Christian truth. Therefore, the only role left for argument and evidence to play is a subsidiary role. Should a conflict arise between the witness of the Holy Spirit to the fundamental truth of the Christian faith and beliefs based on argument and evidence, then it is the former which must take precedence over the latter, not vice versa. (ibid. p 36)
1994	Wm. Lane Craig	The ministerial use of reason occurs when reason submits to and serves the gospel. Only the ministerial use of reason can be allowed... Reason is a tool to help us better understand and defend our faith. (ibid. p 36)
1994	Wm. Lane Craig	...as long as reason is a minister of the Christian faith, Christians should employ it. (ibid. p 37)
?	Saddam Hussein	The law is anything I write on a piece of paper. (Dr. Khidhir Hamza's book, Saddam's Bomb Maker)
1890 April	Robert Ingersol	The agnostic does not simply say, "l do not know." He goes another step, and he says, with great emphasis, that you do not know. (Reply To Dr. Lyman Abbott in North American Review.)
1990?	Russell Manion	Either historic Christianity is true, or nihilism is true. Cary's response: Wrong. Either the Supreme Being is righteous, or nihilism is true.
?	Russell Manion	All hypothetical world-views are invalidated by virtue of the fact that they are hypothetical. Cary's response: Wrong. Any rational hypothetical may be true.
1882	Friedrich Nietzsche	God is dead! God remains dead! And we have killed him. (The Gay Science)
1887	Friedrich Nietzsche	There are no facts, only interpretations. (Notebooks)
1888	Friedrich Nietzsche	That which does not kill us makes us stronger. (Ecce Homo)
?	Friedrich Nietzsche	There cannot be a God, because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.
?	Friedrich Nietzsche	There are various eyes. Even the Sphinx has eyes: and as a result there are various truths, and as a result there is no truth.
?	Friedrich Nietzsche	The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!
?	Friedrich Nietzsche	The lie is a condition of life.
?	Friedrich Nietzsche	Since there is no God to will what is good, we must will our own good. And since there is no eternal value, we must will the eternal recurrence of the same state of affairs.
?	Friedrich Nietzsche	All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses.
?	Richard Rorty	Truth is whatever my colleagues will let me get away with.
1902	Bertrand Russell	That Man is the product of causes which had no prevision of the end they were achieving; that his origin, his growth, his hopes and fears, his loves and his beliefs, are but the outcome of accidental collocations of atoms; that no fire, no heroism, no intensity of thought and feeling, can preserve an individual life beyond the grave; that all the labors of the ages, all the devotion, all the inspiration, all the noonday brightness of human genius, are destined to extinction in the vast death of the solar system, and that the whole temple of Man's achievement must inevitably be buried beneath the debris of a universe in ruins--all these things, if not quite beyond dispute, are yet so nearly certain, that no philosophy which rejects them can hope to stand. Only within the scaffolding of these truths, only on the firm foundation of unyielding despair, can the soul's habitation henceforth be safely built. (A Freeman's Worship)
1970?	Chuck Smith	I would rather have the right spirit and the wrong facts than vice versa. [That shows exactly how much your words can be trusted, Chuck.]
1840?	Joseph Smith	As man is, God once was. As God is, man may become.
1842	Joseph Smith	We believe the Bible to be the word of God in so far as it is translated correctly. (8th Article of Faith)
1842	Joseph Smith	Every man has a natural, and in our country a constitutional, right to be a false prophet as well as a true prophet. (Discourses of the Prophet Joseph Smith)
c.450BC	Sophocles	There is a point beyond which even justice becomes unjust. (Electra) [No there's not, asshole.]
190?	Tertullian	And the Son of God died; it is by all means to be believed, because it is absurd. And He was buried, and rose again; the fact is certain, because it is impossible. (On The Flesh Of Christ: V. written during his Montanist period)